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hahaha.. hahaha.. hahahahaha...

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

Toys are weapons..

The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.

And terrorists are nuts

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

And terrorists farts are explode

Farts are flammable.

Yeah.. all women 'wore' by men..

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

Is it about 'twitter' and 'windows' ?

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

Yell 8 years for 1 cup? no thx.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

My creator afraid of me?

Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

and 5 centimeter, for men..

You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening!

Take me to film, or..

The lion used in the original MGM movie logo killed its trainer and two assistants the day after the logo was filmed.

Still 'Lick' and 'Finger'

In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

Eat or Smell?

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!